Thread:, From Mark Steadman

Episode 69: Pee-pee time first, drinkie time second. Thread: 👇

Jon unboxes the results of previous homework, Mark goes to the BBC and interrupts a lady possibly having a wee …

Episode 68: You don’t have to be a three-thousand year-old Egyptian king to wear one, but it helps. Thread: 👇

Jon had a birthday and got rained on indoors, and Mark has to explain his bent laptop to a man …

Episode 67: You can shatter a glass ceiling with a truck. Thread: 👇

Mark and Jon compare guitar notes, Jon’s been to the monster trucks, and Mark thinks Lounges is a boutique string …

Episode 66: Late-stage capitalist learning appses. Thread: 👇

The one where Mark and Jon teach each-other music theory. Also, Jon is the #8 buyer of Heinz cream of …

Episode 65: You can’t get 6 people in that car, not even with your shiny trousers on. Thread: 👇

The pair discuss House , Dracula , The Office (UK and US), Bond, Friends , and other things from screens.

Episode 64: New years and Yorkie tears. Thread: 👇

Mark and Jon talk about their holidays, review genres of phone call, and compare IMDb listings. Also Mark tells Jon …

Episode 63: The things we're leaving behind. Thread: 👇

This is a full and (mostly) unedited edition of a podcast called List Envy, that Mark makes with a special …

Episode 62: Stop making Friendiversary happen. Thread: 👇

The pair discuss music videos, the John Lewis ad (again) and the history of the PlayStation, and celebrate their six …

Episode 61: Nurse, envasen these flowers, stat! Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark are back and not mentioning the downtime at all. (They did record something in the interim which …

Episode 60: Greasy sky sausage. Thread: 👇

The main headline is that Jon jumped out of a plane. Also Mark nearly got cancelled over defending someone he …

Episode 59: There's Jons, Johns, Jonys, Johnnys, Jonnies and Johnnies. And then there's Mark. Thread: 👇

Jon talks about steak from a bag, Mark is a name-abbreviation ally, and there is a discussion on the phrase …

Episode 58: You can't walk back a chilli. Thread: 👇

Mark is wrong about food, but right about webrings. Jon uncovers mountweazels and trap streets and wants a pudding that’s …

Episode 57: I've seen how they make the sausage. Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark go through their stack of subject matter and topics, narrowly avoiding anything of substance. On offer this …

Episode 56: Mark goes postal. Thread: 👇

In this episode, Jon and Mark decide whether they consent to an exchange of information, Mark spoils Counterpart , Jon …

Episode 55: Now we're suckin' diesel. Thread: 👇

This episode is mostly Line of Duty content, interspersed with discussions on pausing for the ads when home-taping from the …

Episode 54: Canonical Gammon is a good baddy for Zelda. Thread 👇

The lads are back, and talking gammon, bacon, books, bent coppers, and the brain.

Episode 53: Welcome to my crystal kingdom. Thread: 👇

Mark takes Jon on a journey through the work of Jed Mercurio and Mike Oldfield, and Jon has things to …

Episode 52: You don’t need to pick a hill to get wounded on. Thread: 👇

Mark wants Jon to hear lots of clips of things from the Internet, and he has some news that will …

Episode 51: Jon's story about a phantom drivewayman is everything right now. Thread: 👇

Mark’s got a diet and a morning routine, and Jon’s got a dirty drive and a tight ten for the …

Episode 50: There are different Merlins Menn. Thread: 👇

In a continuation of last week’s conversation, Jon and Mark discuss a better love story than Twilight , Mark makes …

Episode 49: This is an obligatory musical episode. Thread: 👇

Mark starts off hot by talking about a censored word in an instrumental cover of an Amy Winehouse song, and …

Episode 48: Daddy just needs a little taste. Thread: 👇

This week, Jon and Mark complain about their stories being polluted by talk of TV shows no-one outside of their …

Episode 47: The millennials are sad again. Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark are back off of Christmas, Jon got a new desk and Mark got a jumper. Also we …

Episode 46: I’m having to listen to Mark talk about “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!”… get me out of here! Thread: 👇

In this, what passes for our Christmas special episode, Mark craps on about a TV show from a commercial television …

Episode 45: Your Watch now thinks you're dead. Thread: 👇

In this episode, it’s better to burn out than fade away, Jon abandons a shopping cart and Mark falls over …

Episode 44: Big Bic pen pen pot. Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark follow up on their chat from Canvas Conference, and how endings relate to their projects. Mark chooses …

Episode 43: You can’t see the trees for the wood you’re building. Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark are at an Internet product conference. It’s a shorter Thread because of a tech fail, but it …

Episode 42: You don't appear to know what a loss-leader is. Thread: 👇

Mark and Jon engage in a discussion on flirting, jokes beyond-the-pale, scollops, loss-leaders, and lock-ins.

Episode 41: No-one wants a sad buffet. Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark are back on their bullshit. They recount their summers, talk buffets at funerals and how internment relates …

Episode 40: This is (episode) 40. Thread: 👇

Mark is in the office and Jon is working from home. This week they ask the big questions, like "why …

Episode 39: This is probably too windy for the tape. Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark are outdoors, in person, on one Zoom recorder. The Zoom recorder fell over, and Mark neglected to …

Episode 38: Your pocket is a fabric tunnel. Thread: 👇

Mark and John talk wheelchairs, expensive water bottles, books and jackets.

Episode 37: Ouroboros ejaculation. Thread: 👇

Jon is in Sweden, and Mark is in his shorts (with no shirt on). They talk about words, weird bars, …

Episode 36: I didn't realise I was building a canon. Thread: 👇

Mark is trying to close all his rings, Jon is getting ready to move house, and they’re both still attempting …

Episode 35: You are the bearded lady of my circus. Thread: 👇

Jon and Mark are keeping it tight this week, following freaks on film, silly names, and a little productivity.

Episode 34: It’s called self-owning, not cellphoning. Thread: 👇

Mark and Jon return to their bullshit, talking text adventures, marathon running, the Birmingham Podcast Festival, moustaches and memes.