I Interrupted You First
The theme of our second song battle (as legally distinct from Adam & Joe's Song Wars) was "I Interrupted You First".
Lyrics
Oh lord set me free
It’s like I’m being held hostage by my ISP
This bad connection is a crime
‘Cos we keep asking all our questions at the same damn time
I interrupted you first
This lag is the worst
Don’t gimme that wait no, you go, it’s your turn
All of it melts my brain to dirt
Don’t act like you think
My connection don’t stink
It’s like this whole damn online conversation’s cursed
I interrupted you first
I see that puzzlin’ on your brow
‘Cos I keep answering the previous question
Not the one you asked just now
My new computer’s all the rage
But I’m a hasbin just broadcastin’ from a faraday cage
I interrupted you first
This shit is the worst
Don’t gimme that hotspot, signal block, call drop
I just gotta get this all reversed
Now everyone knows
My connection just blows
I just need my home broadband subscription reimbersed
I interrupted you first
You'll hear all the discussion and context for the songs in an upcoming episode of Convergence.