Game Changer
The theme of our first song battle (as legally distinct from Adam & Joe's Song Wars) was "Game Changer".
Lyrics
if you wanna start a revolution throw a 6 and climb the ladder
Add a tad o’ piss and vinegar and try-and-avoid the adder
Manna points will drop the hammer if you clamour for the adoration
Patient is the potion that’ll heal a broken nation
Sticks and stones will break bones, well I drop bombs
Rhymes like air drones, delivering love from
Me to you, now can I get a witness
Worthy of a cringe? Well no doubt, but still sick
If you wanna raise a ruckus, then a plan can be arranged
But better call me Sam Reich because the game done changed
Oh. you made a podcast! Well I’ve quit about a dozen
Doesn’t matter why, there ain’t no way to stop this brain from buzzin’
Wasn’t yesterday I came up, so don’t call me your discussant,
‘Cos I’ll federate your mother then I’ll syndicate your cousin
When I’m upon the open web my rhymes get slicker
Can I concatonate all of the characters getting your calories counting quicker?
Amiga to Mac, all my buttons are black, the original joy sticker
Playing the game? I’ve been slaying the game and my monitor don’t even flicker
If you wanna take the king you better drag him off the stage
But if you miss, check mate, my dude, the game done changed
You'll hear all the discussion and context for the songs in an upcoming episode of Convergence.